1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and point a Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.
2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice!
3. Every Time Someone Asks You To Do Something, ask If They Want Fries with that.
4. Put Decaf In The Coffee Maker For 3 Weeks. Once Everyone has Gotten over Their Caffeine Addictions, Switch to Espresso.
5. In the Memo Field Of All Your Checks, Write For Marijuana'
6. Order a Diet Water whenever you go out to eat, with a serious face.
7. Specify That Your Drive-through Order Is 'To Go'.
8. When The Money Comes Out of The ATM, Scream 'I Won! I Won!'
9. When Leaving the Zoo, Start Running towards the Parking lot, Yelling 'Run For Your Lives! They're Loose!'
10. Tell Your Children Over Dinner, 'Due To The Economy, We Are Going To Have To Let One Of You Go.'
Thursday, February 25, 2010
Some "fat" pictures of me : )
Sunday, February 21, 2010
Daily anticdote
This afternoon, Jacob told Mark that he wanted to "open" my belly. I asked him what was in my belly that he wanted, to which he responded, " Candy canes, and socks!" We laughed about it, then tonight, hours later he was talking to his Uncle Mike on the phone and we told him to tell Mikey what was in mommy's belly, never imagining he'd say the same thing, when he replied, "Candy canes, socks, and marshmallows!"
Weekend photos
Jacob at Grampy and Grammy's house. He thought the chair was just so great! Everytime Grammy sat down in it, he'd make her move so he could sit there. The snow angel he made with Papa M , while he was babysitting on Friday
His favorite toy at Grammy and Grampy's house
My sister Mindy sent him a box of Valentine's Day candy in the mail and it got here Friday. Here he is eating a chocolate monkey.
His favorite toy at Grammy and Grampy's house
My sister Mindy sent him a box of Valentine's Day candy in the mail and it got here Friday. Here he is eating a chocolate monkey.
Saturday, February 20, 2010
My Favorite Purchase Ever!!!!
I never got to pick out any baby furniture when I had Jacob, as everything I had was either bought for me, or loaned to me second hand. So, this was the first baby "necessity we ever got to pick out together! Jacob is so excited about it. He keeps telling me that Papa wants to put the little baby in "his" seat! I love just seeing it sit here! I may just leave it there on the end of the couch till July! LOL
Wednesday, February 17, 2010
Misc. Valentines Day
Monday, February 15, 2010
Misc.
Baby Update
Had my ultrasound today. Everything is perfectly on schedule with my duedate, to the exact day! Dr Paglia said the baby looks perfect and that I should relax and enjoy the rest of my pregnancy! They said the baby weighs 11 ounces., just slightly more than Jacob did at about 1 week earlier gestation.
This is the picture of the baby's foot, looking at the bottom of the foot: This is the baby's spine (on top- the baby is facing down), and ribcage.
This is the picture of the baby's foot, looking at the bottom of the foot: This is the baby's spine (on top- the baby is facing down), and ribcage.
Sunday, February 14, 2010
Baby bargains!
More Boo-boos!
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Monday, February 8, 2010
Monday
Jacob slept semi ok last night, for those wondering. He fell asleep with me in the living room around midnight. Woke up crying twice, but both times fell right back asleep. He woke up at 10am wanting a drink, went into the bathroom and came back stark naked saying he had peed in his bed. Upon inspection, I realized he had NOT peed in his bed, he was just trying to get sympathy to get in mom and dad's bed. I put him back in bed and turned on a woody woodpecker cartoon, that bought me a little more sleep. Now I have to go tackle the day. I have 2 days worth of laundry, dishes, vaccuming, etc to catch up on and i'm wishing I could've caught about 6 more hours of sleep before starting out!
Sunday, February 7, 2010
New recipe
More catastrophe's
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Little Shopper
These pictures loaded backwards. We took Jacob to Walmart to spend his C.mas money from Grammy while they are having their good clearance sales. He chose about 15 things before finally settling on this racetrack set. He was very proud of himself, and made a big deal out of getting out his little wallet and handing the money to the cashier! He was very proud of himself! He has had a blast with it. We got home about 7:10pm, and since then the only time he's taken a break from playing with it was to take a bath! It's really neat! Even mommy and daddy have had fun with it! LOL
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